Once in Berghain…
number of times Baddie went in search of the ladies’ loo: 3
number of times Baddie found the ladies’ loo: 0
what Baddie did find instead: a giant swing
what Naggie found: a big burly guy to bump into repeatedly to make the swing fly (he enjoyed it)
what techno friend found (by climbing the chains of the swing): the ceiling
Edit: just found out that loos in Berghain are unisex.